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Thursday, February 24, 2011
Windows 7 Service Pack 1 (SP1)
Windows 7 Service Pack 1 (SP1)
Feb 24, 2011 1126 hrs IST
Microsoft released the first official service pack for Windows 7 on February 22, 2011. This is an important update that includes previously released security, performance, and stability updates for Windows 7. SP1 also includes new improvements to features and services...
Types of Wives – Computerized
CD-ROM WIFEShe is always faster and faster.
EMAIL WIFEEvery ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
HARD DISK WIFEShe remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET WIFEDifficult to access
MULTIMEDIA WIFEShe make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER WIFEShe is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM WIFEShe forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW WIFEEveryone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
VIRUS WIFEAlso...
Software Engineer and his wife – very nice
Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.Wife – would you like to have some snacks?Husband – hard disk full.Wife – have you brought the saree.Husband – Bad command or file name.Wife – but I told you about it in morningHusband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.Wife – at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.Husband – sharing violation, access denied.Wife – i made a mistake in marrying you.Husband – data type mismatch.Wife –...
Sleepbox – What next????
Sleepbox – how about sleeping in a box when you are just passing by a large city?
Size: 2 m x 1,40m x 2,30m to sleep in comfort and security.
Cheap sleep in case of emergency for anyone rich or poor!!
No time wasted looking for a hotel
Designed to be installed at train stations and airports, and central public places or cities where...
NTPC requires 520 Young Graduate Engineers to join the organization as Executive Trainees
NTPC requires 520 Young Graduate Engineers to join the organization as Executive Trainees in the areas of :Electrical : 145 posts (UR-71, SC-20, ST-6, OBC-48)Mechanical : 175 posts (UR-76, SC-23, ST-15, OBC-61)Civil : 60 posts (UR-17, SC-3, ST-7, ST-6, OBC-30)Control & Instrumentation : 100 posts (UR-46, SC-13, ST-9, OBC-32)Finance : 40 posts (UR-6, SC-8, ST-12,...
ISRO Conducting Annual Recruitment of Scientists/Engineers 'SC' with BE/B.TECH OR Equivalent Degree in Electronics, Mechanical and Computer Science
INDIAN SPACE RESEARCH ORGANISATION
Department of Space, Government of India
ISRO CENTRALISED RECRUITMENT BOARD(ICRB)
Annual Recruitment of Scientists/Engineers 'SC' with BE/B.TECH OR Equivalent Degree inElectronics, Mechanical and Computer Science
ADVERTISEMENT No. ISRO HQ:ICRB:02:2011 DATED 08-02-2011
Indian Space Research Organisation [ISRO] is a Research and Development...
SAP Labs calling 2011 passouts for scholar@sap program.
What is Scholar@SAP ?Scholar@SAP is the vocational training program conducted by SAP Labs India. This initiative aims to create a skilled pool of college graduates, who will be groomed and trained to suit SAP Labs India’s talent requirements. It is an accelerated orientation program which prepares individuals for SAP work environment even before they...
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