Thursday, April 14, 2011
HusbandMart - Shopping center to find a husband
A “Husband Shopping Center” has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store has five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last husband, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 – You are visitor number 123,974,389 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart and have a nice day.
Husband & Wife – How old are they?
A husband and wife have a combined age of 91.
The husband is now twice as old as his wife was when he was as old as she is now.
How old are they..?
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND – Very Funny
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
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HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND – Very Funny
Mobile Number – Husband & Wife
Mobile Number
A newly married husband saved his wife’s mobile number on his mobile as “My life”
After one year of marriage he changed the number to “My Wife”
After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to “Home”
After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to “Hitler”
After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to “Wrong Number”
After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to “Home”
After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to “Hitler”
After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to “Wrong Number”