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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Software Programmer Joke

Software Programmer Joke The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: “Can’t you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!” The boy replies back: “Darling, I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings, we only worry about errors.”. ...

Funny Girls Searching Jokes

Funny Girls Searching Jokes A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this...

Funny Doctor Patient Joke

Funny Doctor Patient Joke Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news. Patient: Go with the good news first. Doctor: You have 24 hours to live. Patient: What?! How about the bad news? Doctor: I forgot to call you yesterday. Ha ha ha ha .............! ...

Funny Marriage Anniversaries Joke

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were...

Funny Husband and Wife Conversation

Wife : You had lunch? Husbnd: You had lunch? Wife: I'm asking you. Husband: I'm asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love u. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Husband: I had Lunch :P ...

Funny Wife Advice "Spouse Funny Advice"

Most Wives Give Their Husbands Sound Advice. “99% Sound, 1% Advice! Husband and Wife Joke...

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