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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Types of Wives – Computerized


CD-ROM WIFE

She is always faster and faster.



 
EMAIL WIFE

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

 

HARD DISK WIFE

She remembers everything, FOREVER
 

 
INTERNET WIFE

Difficult to access
 

 
MULTIMEDIA WIFE

She make horrible thing look beautiful
 

 
SCREENSAVER WIFE

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
 

 
RAM WIFE

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

 
WINDOW WIFE

Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

 
VIRUS WIFE

Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything.. .

 
SERVER WIFE

Always busy when you need her.

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