Wednesday, October 19, 2011
The Truth About Coffee
6. The Claim: "100% Arabica Beans":
5. The Claim: "Fair Trade Certfied":
Now, here’s the fair-trade coffee controversy. Right now, to be eligible for fair trade certification, coffee importers must pay farmers no less than $1.35 per pound of conventional coffee and $1.51 per pound of organic. That would have been huge in 2001 when a worldwide oversupply of beans drove the average rate for a pound of coffee down to a paltry $.46. But with the demand for coffee now catching up with the supply, the average farmer today, fair trade or not, takes in a more reasonable $1.40 per pound, according to the International Coffee Organization. Some journalists have criticized FLO standards for being too low, and in some countries, farmers making fair trade wages still aren’t meeting the loosely enforced minimum wages set by their governments. So is it worth the extra cash? From an ethical standpoint, sure. The average coffee farmer today is doing far better than he or she used to, but there are still many less-fortunate farmers that could use the help. What’s more, most fair trade coffee is also organic, so the premium price you pay is also going to improve the environment and eliminate pesticides from your cup.
4. The Claim: "Organic":
3. The Claim: "Shade Grown":
2. The Claim: "Morning Blend":
1. The Claim: "Rainforest Alliance Certified":
Funny Joke
Bill’s company made software to run a car.
Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.
Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.
A pop-up window appeared asking, “Are you sure you really want to stop?”
Before Bill could enter “Yes”, there was a crash and the car caught fire.
In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.
He started shouting “F1! F1!” but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams.
Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.
A message appeared on the screen, “An illegal function is performed.
All the window-panes of the car will be closed.” Poor Bill died.
Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, “You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell.”
Bill pleaded, “I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer, please.”
Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard
New GRE
With a brand new format, scoring scale and test-taking interface, the revised GRE General Test attempts to offer much to applicants. With the freedom to move back and forth, edit or change answers, and skip and return to questions, all within a section, candidates have the ability to use more of their own test-taking strategies.
No more analogies, antonyms
In the Verbal Reasoning section of the new format there is less reliance on vocabulary out of context. At the end of the day, memorising vocabulary out of context isn’t going to help in your MBA programme. You will be reading passages, trying to understand the author’s main thesis and conflicting points of view. Now you will be doing a lot of Reading Comprehension types of tasks and if you get better at Reading Comprehension, that’s going to help you in the educational arena and beyond.
The best place to start is on our website. Here test-takers will find sample questions for the Verbal Reasoning, Quantitative Reasoning, and Analytical Writing sections of the test, free downloadable software that gives students a simulated test-taking experience, and a Mathematics review to prepare them for the Quantitative Reasoning section.
Scoring is more reflective
It used to be 200-800 in 10-point increments for both Quantitative and Verbal Reasoning. So if A scored 620 in Verbal and B scored 600, 620 sounds a lot higher than 600 but its really only two score points and not a significant real-world difference between the two. The new score scale will go from 130-170 in one point increments. Now A’s score would 162 and B is 164. We think the new score scales will minimise misinterpretations of such small score differences. Analytical Writing will be scored from 0-6.
Preparation strategy
This will depend on the amount of time a candidate has available, and as well as personal preferences for how to prepare. At a minimum, it is important to know what to expect.
Before taking a practice GRE revised General Test, visit takethegre.com and become familiar with the content of the Verbal Reasoning, Quantitative Reasoning, and Analytical Writing sections of the test.
Take a practice test by using the free software offered by GRE. The software provides a timed test that demonstrates the new design features, including the ability to move back and forth and change answers within a section, as well as the new on-screen calculator.
The questions in the Verbal Reasoning and QR sections have a variety of formats. Some require candidates to select a single answer choice; others require candidates to select one or more answer choices, and yet others require test-takers to enter a numeric answer. When answering a question, candidates should make sure they understand what response is required.
The computer-based GRE revised General Test has a “mark and review” feature that enables test-takers to keep track of questions they would like to revisit during the time provided to work on a section and identify questions they may have skipped. Candidates can view a complete list of the questions in the section, and see an indicator of whether they answered or marked questions for review. Test-takers should budget their time so they can use the “mark and review” feature as an added check before completing a section.
Verbal Reasoning and Quantitative Reasoning scores will be determined by the number of questions answered correctly. To maximise scores on these sections, it is best to answer every question. Points are not subtracted for incorrect answers, so it’s better to guess than to leave an answer blank.
Most of the Quantitative Reasoning questions don’t require difficult computations, so test-takers should not use the calculator just because it’s available. They should use it for calculations that are more time-consuming, such as long division, square roots and addition, subtraction or multiplication of numbers that have several digits.
During the Analytical Writing section candidates should be careful to budget their time. Within the 30-minute time limit for each task, allow sufficient time to think about the issue, plan a response and compose an essay.
Save a few minutes at the end of each timed Analytical Writing task to check for obvious errors. Although an occasional typographical, spelling or grammatical error will not affect a score, severe and persistent errors will detract from the overall effectiveness of a candidate’s writing and lower the score. So errors have to be avoided at all costs
There is a 10-minute break following the third section and a one-minute break between the other test sections. Candidates should use this time to replenish scratch paper. Section timing will not stop if candidates take an unscheduled break, so proceed with the test without interruption once it begins.
Use free materials available at www.takethegre.com/prep. You can also get official updates by signing up, which will come in handy for the exam.
Take a practice test by using the free software offered by GRE. The software provides a timed test that demonstrates the new design features, including the ability to move back and forth and change answers within a section, as well as the new on-screen calculator.
The questions in the Verbal Reasoning and QR sections have a variety of formats. Some require candidates to select a single answer choice; others require candidates to select one or more answer choices, and yet others require test-takers to enter a numeric answer. When answering a question, candidates should make sure they understand what response is required.
The computer-based GRE revised General Test has a “mark and review” feature that enables test-takers to keep track of questions they would like to revisit during the time provided to work on a section and identify questions they may have skipped. Candidates can view a complete list of the questions in the section, and see an indicator of whether they answered or marked questions for review. Test-takers should budget their time so they can use the “mark and review” feature as an added check before completing a section.
Verbal Reasoning and Quantitative Reasoning scores will be determined by the number of questions answered correctly. To maximise scores on these sections, it is best to answer every question. Points are not subtracted for incorrect answers, so it’s better to guess than to leave an answer blank.
Most of the Quantitative Reasoning questions don’t require difficult computations, so test-takers should not use the calculator just because it’s available. They should use it for calculations that are more time-consuming, such as long division, square roots and addition, subtraction or multiplication of numbers that have several digits.
During the Analytical Writing section candidates should be careful to budget their time. Within the 30-minute time limit for each task, allow sufficient time to think about the issue, plan a response and compose an essay.
Save a few minutes at the end of each timed Analytical Writing task to check for obvious errors. Although an occasional typographical, spelling or grammatical error will not affect a score, severe and persistent errors will detract from the overall effectiveness of a candidate’s writing and lower the score. So errors have to be avoided at all costs
There is a 10-minute break following the third section and a one-minute break between the other test sections. Candidates should use this time to replenish scratch paper. Section timing will not stop if candidates take an unscheduled break, so proceed with the test without interruption once it begins.
Use free materials available at www.takethegre.com/prep. You can also get official updates by signing up, which will come in handy for the exam.
.NET Framework Overview
Microsoft .NET is a wide collection of products and technologies with a dependence on the Microsoft .NET Framework.
The .NET Framework allows you to:
- Apply common skills across a variety of devices, application types, and programming tasks
- Integrate with other tools and technologies to build the right solution with less work
- Build compelling applications faster
The .NET Framework is:
- Common Language Runtime – provides an abstraction layer over the operating system
- Base Class Libraries – pre-built code for common low-level programming tasks
- Development frameworks and technologies – reusable, customizable solutions for larger programming tasks
Version 3.0 of the .NET Framework is included with Windows Server 2008 and Windows Vista. Version 3.5 is included with Windows 7, and it can also be installed on Windows XP and the Windows Server 2003 family of operating systems.
Version 4.0 was released in April 2010, along with the launch of Visual Studio 2010. Version 4.0 of the .NET Framework can be installed on Windows XP up to Windows 7 with the exception of Windows Server 2008 Core editions.
Click here for more information about the .NET Framework
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Indians are great
Business says. . .
27 September 2011
An Indian man walks into the New York City bank
and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India
for some business for 2 weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need
Some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the
documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the
street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank,
Produces all the required items and everything
check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a
security for the loan. The bank president and the Loan Officer had a
good laugh at the Indian
For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and
taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari
Into the banks underground garage and parks it
there. Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays
$5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to
borrow $5000?” The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my
car for 2 weeks and
For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return".
This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than... "VIJAY MALLYA"
27 September 2011
An Indian man walks into the New York City bank
and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India
for some business for 2 weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need
Some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the
documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the
street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank,
Produces all the required items and everything
check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a
security for the loan. The bank president and the Loan Officer had a
good laugh at the Indian
For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and
taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari
Into the banks underground garage and parks it
there. Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays
$5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to
borrow $5000?” The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my
car for 2 weeks and
For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return".
This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than... "VIJAY MALLYA"
Husband and Wife Jokes
Husband & Wife – Jokes
Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me!
***************
Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.
***************
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Php Opening
Manhattan- Very Cutting Edge firm looking for Junior/Senior PHP/JS Web Developers. Excellent compensation/Benefits
Junior/Senior Engineer to help
build a next-generation transactional system on top of our existing
RESTful API services. Excellent JAVASCRIPT skills needed.
Junior Requirements:
• 1+ years experience writing production-level code on the client-side HTML, CSS, JS.
• Experience using a scripting language on the server-side.
• Comfortable working in a fast-paced, 24-7 environment.
Nice to have:
• Experience with a JS framework - we use jQuery
• Experience with a MVC framework - we use Zend Framework for PHP
Senior Requirement
• 5+ years experience writing production-level HTML, CSS & JS on the client-side
• 3+ years experience using a scripting language on the server-side.
• Proven experience writing fast, scalable code
• Experience consuming APIs
• Experience with writing unit tests within a testing framework
• Comfortable working in a fast-paced, 24-7 environment
Nice to have:
• Mastery of at least one JS framework - we use jQuery
• Familiarity with at least one MVC framework - we use Zend Framework for PHP
• Experience as a (hands on!) team lead or architect
All inquiries to Steve@jobtechpersonnel.com
Junior Requirements:
• 1+ years experience writing production-level code on the client-side HTML, CSS, JS.
• Experience using a scripting language on the server-side.
• Comfortable working in a fast-paced, 24-7 environment.
Nice to have:
• Experience with a JS framework - we use jQuery
• Experience with a MVC framework - we use Zend Framework for PHP
Senior Requirement
• 5+ years experience writing production-level HTML, CSS & JS on the client-side
• 3+ years experience using a scripting language on the server-side.
• Proven experience writing fast, scalable code
• Experience consuming APIs
• Experience with writing unit tests within a testing framework
• Comfortable working in a fast-paced, 24-7 environment
Nice to have:
• Mastery of at least one JS framework - we use jQuery
• Familiarity with at least one MVC framework - we use Zend Framework for PHP
• Experience as a (hands on!) team lead or architect
All inquiries to Steve@jobtechpersonnel.com












