Nice Quote

Always keep hoping for good..

As the chinese say, keep a green tree in your heart, the singing bird will surely come..

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Indian Tax Structure – True & Funny

1) Qus. : What are you doing?

Ans. : Business.

Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

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2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?

Ans. : Selling the Goods.

Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

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3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?

Ans. : From other State/Abroad

Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

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4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?

Ans. : Profit.

Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

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5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?

Ans : By way of dividend

Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax

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6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?

Ans. : Factory.

Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

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7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?

Ans.. : Yes

Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

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 Qus. : Do you have Staff?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

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9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!

Ans : No

Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax

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10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?

Ans. : Yes, for Salary.

Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

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11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?

Ans. : Hotel

Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

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12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

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13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

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14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?

Ans. : Gift on birthday.

Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

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15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

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16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?

Ans. : Cinema or Resort.

Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

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17) Qus.: Have you purchased House?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

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18) Qus.: How you Travel?

Ans. : Bus

Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

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19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT..’s TAX !!!

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20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

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21) Qus.: Do you own a Vehicle?

Ans.: Yes

Tax: Pay Road Tax!

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22) Qus.: Do you drive a Vehicle?

Ans.: Yes

Tax: Pay Toll Tax!

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And the best of all is

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23) INDIAN :: Can I Die Now??

Ans :: WAIT WE ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH THE FUNERAL TAX!!!

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The Woodcutter – Inspirational Story with a Moral

Once upon a time, a very strong woodcutter asked for a job with

a timber merchant, and he got it. The pay was really good

and so were the work conditions.

For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best.

His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he

was supposed to work. The first day, the woodcutter brought 18 trees.

“Congratulations,” the boss said. “Go on that way!” Very motivated

by the boss’ words, the woodcutter tried harder the next day but he only could bring 15 trees.

The third day he tried even harder, but he only could bring 10 trees.

Day after day he was bringing less and less trees.

“I must be losing my strength”, the woodcutter thought.

He went to the boss and apologized,

saying that he could not understand what was going on.

“When was the last time you sharpened your axe?”

the boss asked. “Sharpen? I had no time to sharpen my axe.

I have been very busy trying to cut trees…

Lessons from the Inspiring Story:

I think you have already got the point from the above story.

Many Job seekers do the same mistake. Its not at all a hard thing

to find various job requirements on internet but to get a job

what exactly you have to do is Sharpening your axe.

What does that mean? If you are a fresher

instead of keep on applying for jobs first focus & improve your skills

on Aptitude, Reasoning, GD, HR & puzzles etc.

If you are really good at above topics you need not worry about

getting a good job. My dear friends, today many people are rich

in this world because they are not rich in money from childhood

but they are rich in Attitude.

Attitude, that creates an altitude in your life.

It doesn’t matter how much % you got in your previous degree or

in which college you studied. It’s all about focusing on your weaknesses

by introspecting yourself. Turn your weaknesses into strengths.

Winners don’t do different things but they do things differently.

Finally to make a difference, to reach your goal what all we need is

Burning Desire, Determination, Dedication, Positive attitude & commitment .

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