Award Wining Jokes

LOW BATTERY JOKES

A Young man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY"  with no ringtone.

Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger..

The guy was nominated for Nobel prize for "Innovation and Peace"

Funny dedicate Moment Song

A boy Called FM radio & Said: I have found a purse with 15 thousand Rupees ,
a credit card & an I.D Card of Ms. priya, Ro No.12 BanjaraHills, Hyderabad

FM Person: How honest sir? So you want to return her purse?

Boy: No.. I just wanted to dedicate her a song.. LOL

SOFTWARE ENGINEER AND WIFE JOKES

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife – would you like to have some snacks?
Husband – hard disk full.

Wife – have you brought the saree.
Husband – Bad command or file name.

Wife – but I told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife – at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation, access denied.

Wife – i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type mismatch.

Wife – you are useless.
Husband – by default.

Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write permission..

Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.

Wife – do you love me or your computer?
Husband – Too many parameters.

Wife – i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – shut down the computer.

Wife – I am going
Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer

Award Wining Jokes

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Faster Than Google Funny

Google is the fastest search engine in the world, but it fails with boys because A boy's eye is faster than searching for a girl in a Crowd. Funny Google fails boys rocks. 

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Funny MBBS Class

1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.
The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY,
e.g. He inserted his finger in dog’s mouth  tasted it in his own mouth.

Then he said them to do the same.

The students hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog’s mouth & then tasted it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said:
The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION, I inserted my Middle finger but tasted the Index finger.
Now learn to pay attention.

Moral:
Life is tough but it’s a lot tougher  when you are not paying attention

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A Great Fact

Seven Things Girls Do In An Exam Hall:

1. Write..
2. Stuck Hair Behind Ears..
3. Again Write..
4. Change the Empty Refill..
5. Again Write..
6. Ask for Extra Sheet..
7. Again Keep Writing..

Seven Things Boys Do In An Exam Hall:

1. Count the No of Girls..
2. Check Out the Lady Supervisor..
3. Counting How Many Windows in Doors..
4. Looking at other guys who is sitting like us..
5. Seeing the Brand Name of a Pen..
6. Waiting for the Time, To Get Out of here..
7. Think to study Well at least 4 Next Exam :P

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Funny Google Jokes

Google is a girl or
a boy?????
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. Answer-Google is a girl.
She won't let u complete d
whole sentence, She start guessing &
suggesting ....

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