Indians are great

Business says. . .
27 September 2011
An Indian man walks into the New York City bank
and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India
for some business for 2 weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need
Some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the
documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the
street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank,
Produces all the required items and everything
check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a
security for the loan. The bank president and the Loan Officer had a
good laugh at the Indian
For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and
taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari
Into the banks underground garage and parks it
there. Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays
$5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to
borrow $5000?” The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my
car for 2 weeks and
For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return".

This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than... "VIJAY MALLYA"

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 Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me!

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Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

 

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Php Opening

Manhattan- Very Cutting Edge firm looking for Junior/Senior PHP/JS Web Developers. Excellent compensation/Benefits

Junior/Senior Engineer to help build a next-generation transactional system on top of our existing RESTful API services. Excellent JAVASCRIPT skills needed.

Junior Requirements:
• 1+ years experience writing production-level code on the client-side HTML, CSS, JS.
• Experience using a scripting language on the server-side.
• Comfortable working in a fast-paced, 24-7 environment.
Nice to have:
• Experience with a JS framework - we use jQuery
• Experience with a MVC framework - we use Zend Framework for PHP

Senior Requirement

• 5+ years experience writing production-level HTML, CSS & JS on the client-side
• 3+ years experience using a scripting language on the server-side.
• Proven experience writing fast, scalable code
• Experience consuming APIs
• Experience with writing unit tests within a testing framework
• Comfortable working in a fast-paced, 24-7 environment
Nice to have:
• Mastery of at least one JS framework - we use jQuery
• Familiarity with at least one MVC framework - we use Zend Framework for PHP
• Experience as a (hands on!) team lead or architect

All inquiries to Steve@jobtechpersonnel.com

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 10 WAYS TO GIVE UP SMOKING

Giving up smoking is not an easy task but you can up your chances of stopping smoking successfully with a little forward planning and support. Here are our 10 essential tips to help you become a ‘non-smoker’.

Pick a target date

It helps to have a target date in mind for when you’re planning to quit. Choose a date — for example a month from now — and stick to it. Although some people can quit by cutting down over time, the best way is give up completely in one stroke. Make sure the day you choose is going to be a relatively stress-free one.

Keep a diary

Keep a diary, perhaps for a week just before you intend quitting. It’s important to understand your smoking before you give up. Write down all the times that you smoke every day — as well as where you are and who you’re with — and note how much you needed each cigarette. You may then spot patterns, triggers or habits which you can think of dealing with once you start trying to quit.

Prepare to stop

Get rid of all smoking materials around the house. First of all, throw out all cigarettes or tobacco — don’t be tempted to keep a secret emergency stash of any! If you’ve got to make an effort to get them, such as going to the shops, then your craving might pass (or the guilt may have gotten to you) by the time you get there. Also get rid of lighters, ashtrays and matches — anything that will make it easy to light up again. Clean your house, removing stale smoke smells from everywhere — including your clothing.

Enlist help

Get help from all manner of sources. Start with family and friends and let them know that you’re giving up. You might have to ask smokers not to smoke in front of you, or you may have to ask the family to bear with you as you might be a little short tempered for a while. Other assistance can be provided by your doctor or a pharmacist, who will be able to give you advice on how to stop and to let you know about specialist services and helplines.

Quit with others

One way of gaining strength when quitting is to do it at the same time as other people. Find at least one other person who would like to give up — a good example would be a colleague at work, since working may be the most stressful part of your day — and agree to support each other. Alternatively, you might like to choose a friend who you would like to make a pact with to quit at the same time — or you could go to a smoking cessation group, where you’ll be surrounded by plenty of other people who will provide support for one another.

List your reasons for quitting

Write down all the reasons why you want to stop smoking. Don’t forget all the reasons such as saving money, being and looking healthier, or doing it for the sake of your family. Keep this list somewhere handy — perhaps on your desk at work — or leave little ‘reminder’ notes around your house, so that wherever you go there’ll be a note staring you in the face to remind you why you are quitting.

Break the routine

Most smokers will have times when and places where they always have a cigarette. For some people this could be a cigarette after their first couple of hours at work, while for others it may be or to accompany their first hot drink of the day. Some smokers like to light up after a meal or when they have a drink in a bar after work. Try to avoid these situations — for example by not going outside to smoke, or by visiting somewhere where smoking is banned.

Find new distractions

Smoking is a habit, and so to kick the habit you’ll need to find something else to replace it. Some people mistakenly replace cigarettes with another vice such as alcohol or junk food, which are similar ‘hard-to-break’ habits. Instead of taking up another vice, occupy yourself with something else — even if it’s something very simple such as chewing gum. If you’re feeling particularly brave, you could even get into something more challenging and constructive such as committing to get fit.

Take the ‘cold turkey’ approach

Many people attempt the ‘cold turkey’ approach, and try to stop smoking without any additional help other than their own willpower. Although it does work for some, it will certainly make the first week after you’ve quit rather difficult, as your body will crave nicotine. One way to make the experience easier to deal with is to use nicotine replacement therapy to help minimise your withdrawal symptoms.

Use ‘quit aids’

There are plenty of ‘quit aids’ out there that can ease the withdrawal symptoms from nicotine. Your cravings can be greatly eased by using treatments such as patches, chewing gum, nasal sprays, or even types of non-nicotine drugs that help to suppress cravings. Smokers who get help from such aids are significantly more likely to successfully quit than people who try to quit through willpower alone.

Stay off

Once you’ve stopped, stay off the cigarettes. Even just one cigarette can undo all the hard work and lead to the habit forming again, making all that hard work giving up pointless. Keep reminding yourself about the benefits of giving up smoking, and keep using your nicotine replacement treatment — even when you think you have kicked the habit. Set yourself a target and reward yourself for reaching it.

And if it doesn’t work out …

It’s important not to beat yourself up if you fall back into bad habits. Just treat it as part of the process of giving up. Everyone is different, and while some give up smoking the first time they try, others may take several attempts, often over many years. Try to regain your original thoughts of giving up, rediscover your determination, and try again. You can do it!

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IDBI Bank

Step by Step – Cheque Printing IDBI Bank

I spent considerable time in using my computer and printer to print cheques. We need to use large number of cheques for borrowing loan we need it. I decided to put it online to save time for me and others.

1. Set paper size to custom and the size 9.4 cm x 20.4 cm, Orientation – Landscape, Margins – Narrow (1.27 cm all 4 sides)
2. Font I selected is – Calibri 11 (Any arial font would do) 
3. (My cheque had pre-printed squares where the numbers need to sit properly in ddmmyyyy format.
4. Insert Text box-1 for Date Field. size: 0.5 cm x 4.58 cm. Absolute position is from page horizontal 15 cm and from page vertical 0.9 cm
5. Inside this text box, insert a single row, 8 column table. Row height 0.5 cm exactly. Each column width 0.58 cm.
6. Set all margins for text box and table cell space ‘0’.
7. Insert text box-2 for name field. Text box size: 0.5 cm x 8 cm. Absolute position is from page horizontal 3 cm and from page vertical 2 cm. Set all margins ‘0’.
8. Insert text box-3 for Amount in Words field. Text box size: 0.5 cm x 8 cm. Absolute position is from page horizontal 3 cm and from page vertical 2.8 cm. Set all margins ‘0’. 
9. Insert text box-4 for 'Amount in Numbers' field. Text box size: 0.5 cm x 2 cm. Absolute position is from page horizontal 16 cm and from page vertical 3.5 cm. Set all margins ‘0’.

PRINTER SETUP

1. Select Paper size - 9.4 cm x 20.4 cm.
   Save size as quickset ‘cheque’ or as you like.
2. Select Print document On ‘cheque’
3. Leave ‘portrait’ for printing direction. 
4. While printing , insert cheque , date and signature position to go first into printer.
5. First print in cheque size cut plain paper. Keep overlapping real cheques and be sure all matters print exactly where we need. If required make minor adjustments. And then print in real cheques. 

Source From : Navnit Narayanan

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