Wife : You had lunch?
Husbnd: You had lunch?
Wife: I'm asking you.
Husband: I'm asking you.
Wife: Are you copying me?
Husband: Are you copying me?
Wife: I love u.
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Husband: I had Lunch :P
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Funny Wife Advice "Spouse Funny Advice"
Most Wives Give Their Husbands Sound Advice. “99% Sound, 1% Advice!
Husband and Wife Jokes
Saturday, September 15, 2012
IBM Fresher Job | Fresher Job in IBM
| Job description An Application Developer will design Applications, write Code, test, debug and maintain Software Applications. We are looking for exceptional candidates who are enterprising, have good interpersonal skills, have the ability to operate in large teams that work closely with Clients. They must also have sound Time management skills, ability to handle multiple tasks, prioritize and deliver on time. Strong verbal and written communication skills, a passion to learn and apply technical prowess to solve Client problems are a must. Graduates & Post graduates from all technical streams are eligible. As new recruits, they will partner and network with the global IBM community while working alongside Top Talent. The GBS Global Delivery Center is a challenging and an enriching platform for fresh graduates and post-graduates to implement their academic learning in real time situations, acquire new skills and more importantly, make a difference. POSTING : Anywhere in India SELECTION CRITERIA : Degrees Considered : B.E., B.Tech., M.E., M.Tech., M.C.A Year of Pass out : 2011 & 2012 Branches : All Technical Streams are eligible except Pharma and Fashion Technology Qualifying Marks Graduation & Post Graduation as applicable (Aggregate for all semesters) Pre University : 65% SSLC : 65% All candidates should have completed a minimum of 16 years of formal education . Candidates should not have any backlogs at the time of selection |
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What is an engineer ?
An engineer is a professional practitioner of engineering, concerned with applying scientific knowledge, mathematics, and ingenuity to develop solutions for technical, societal and commercial problems.
The discipline of engineering is extremely broad, and encompasses a range of more specialized fields of engineering, each with a more specific emphasis on particular areas of applied science, technology and types of application.
The term Engineering is derived from the Latin ingenium, meaning "cleverness" and ingeniare, meaning "to contrive, devise".
The creative application of scientific principles to design or develop structures, machines, apparatus, or manufacturing processes, or works utilizing them singly or in combination; or to construct or operate the same with full cognizance of their design; or to forecast their behavior under specific operating conditions; all as respects an intended function, economics of operation or safety to life and property
An engineer is a professional practitioner of engineering, concerned with applying scientific knowledge, mathematics, and ingenuity to develop solutions for technical, societal and commercial problems.
The discipline of engineering is extremely broad, and encompasses a range of more specialized fields of engineering, each with a more specific emphasis on particular areas of applied science, technology and types of application.
The term Engineering is derived from the Latin ingenium, meaning "cleverness" and ingeniare, meaning "to contrive, devise".
The creative application of scientific principles to design or develop structures, machines, apparatus, or manufacturing processes, or works utilizing them singly or in combination; or to construct or operate the same with full cognizance of their design; or to forecast their behavior under specific operating conditions; all as respects an intended function, economics of operation or safety to life and property
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Happy Engineers Day Wallpapers
What is an engineer ?
An engineer is a professional practitioner of engineering, concerned with applying scientific knowledge, mathematics, and ingenuity to develop solutions for technical, societal and commercial problems.
The discipline of engineering is extremely broad, and encompasses a range of more specialized fields of engineering, each with a more specific emphasis on particular areas of applied science, technology and types of application.
The term Engineering is derived from the Latin ingenium, meaning "cleverness" and ingeniare, meaning "to contrive, devise".
The creative application of scientific principles to design or develop structures, machines, apparatus, or manufacturing processes, or works utilizing them singly or in combination; or to construct or operate the same with full cognizance of their design; or to forecast their behavior under specific operating conditions; all as respects an intended function, economics of operation or safety to life and property
An engineer is a professional practitioner of engineering, concerned with applying scientific knowledge, mathematics, and ingenuity to develop solutions for technical, societal and commercial problems.
The discipline of engineering is extremely broad, and encompasses a range of more specialized fields of engineering, each with a more specific emphasis on particular areas of applied science, technology and types of application.
The term Engineering is derived from the Latin ingenium, meaning "cleverness" and ingeniare, meaning "to contrive, devise".
The creative application of scientific principles to design or develop structures, machines, apparatus, or manufacturing processes, or works utilizing them singly or in combination; or to construct or operate the same with full cognizance of their design; or to forecast their behavior under specific operating conditions; all as respects an intended function, economics of operation or safety to life and property
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Funny After Marriage Jokes
After Marriage Jokes
After being married for 25 years a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H…. I, J, K.”
She asks…… “What does that mean?”
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She smiled happily and said….”Oh, that’s so lovely…..
What about I, J, K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”
Ha Hah ha ha ha ........!
Funny Question and Answers Jokes
Students Jokes
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: Fourth October.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Ha ha ha ha ha.............!
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Husband and Wife Jokes
Husband and Wife Jokes
A man visited a marriage counsellor and said, “When we were first married, I wouldcome home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after 5 years it’s all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.”
”Why complain?” said the counsellor. “You’re still getting the same service!”
Funny Marriage Jokes
Funny Marriage Jokes
A man and a woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife ‘ s bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents.
“When we were to be married,” she said, “my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and stich a doll.”
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. “Honey,” he said “that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?”“Oh, that?” she said. “That is the money I made from selling the dolls.” : )
Creater of C and UNIX
Creator of C and UNIX
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